Bong Revilla got migraines because he found his cell too hot for him. His jailers said they provided him with an electric fan. But that was not good enough.
His wife, Lani, wanted an “air-cooler” instead. So, “what’s the difference between an electric fan and an air cooler?” the jailers asked Lani.
She replied, “Ayaw po namin ng electric fan kasi po nadudumihan si Bong with all the shit hitting the fan.”