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Maguindanao Massacre solved by Malacanang!

Posted in Manuel Buencamino by uniffors on the November 25th, 2009

The Palace cleared the Ampatuans of any involvement in the Maguindanao Massacre.

“It was a mass suicide,” said Malacanan investigators.

Gloria Arroyo was relieved.

So was Miguel Zubiri.

A Palace spokesman reminded the public that Gloria Arroyo remained focused on the economy.

But seriously the brutal cold-blooded murderers must have been deranged. And maybe they were…who runs some of the biggest shabu labs in the country?

By the way the Comelec will say that this is not election-related violence because none of the victims were candidates, they did not file COCs yet.

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  1. on November 26th, 2009 at 9:36 am

    power and popularity,greed,greed,greed….

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7Aqb8fsGyM

  2. pranning said,

    on November 26th, 2009 at 4:22 pm

    27 November 2009

    Yes Yes Yes YO!!!!!!!! as the late rapper Francis M woulod say and to the Palace of this benighted land …….. A JOB WELL DONE!!!!!!!! bravo!!!!!!!!

    That’s the way to solve it……..hehehehehe……

    prans

  3. ricopoblete said,

    on November 26th, 2009 at 4:52 pm

    Dina binigyan ng security escort ng military at pulis
    kasi tamang-tama lang yong hukay na ginawa?

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