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Another offensive text from Gloria’s minions

Posted in Manuel Buencamino by uniffors on the March 30th, 2008

They have no limits. They will even use the illness of Corazon Aquino to their advantage.

Here’s a text I got from them today:

Let’s try to be true Christians and pray for God’s healing powers to benefit Cory in body and attitude. Might be the Lord’s way to convert us all. In the process unifying Pinoys who will then discard selfishness and bring progress to our country and especially minimize poverty. Please pass.

So I replied:

Cory’s attitude is ok. She has colon cancer. SHE DOES NOT HAVE CANCER OF THE SOUL.

Furthermore, if the Lord really wanted to convert us and unify us and get rid of selfishness so that we can minimize poverty, then He would have spared Cory Aquino and struck Gloria with lightning. Please pass.

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  1. The Equalizer said,

    on March 30th, 2008 at 8:54 pm

    Amen

  2. tagabukid said,

    on March 30th, 2008 at 10:58 pm

    i guess self-righteousness should be included in the growing list of deadly sins by the vatican.

    nice retort. :D

  3. nina said,

    on March 30th, 2008 at 10:59 pm

    so cute ng reply. ;)

  4. The Equalizer said,

    on March 31st, 2008 at 10:14 am

    C.B.C.P:Catholic Bishops & Cardinals for Pidals

  5. The Equalizer said,

    on March 31st, 2008 at 10:42 am

    There are those who believe that those who use the names of bishops and the church in vain should be excommunicated for the serious damage that they have caused.”Serge Remonde

  6. eman said,

    on March 31st, 2008 at 1:35 pm

    Amen

  7. Pedestrian Observer GB said,

    on April 1st, 2008 at 2:08 am

    hahaha, be carefull with what you wished for…. it just might happen…. but then again that is a good thing, rigth?

  8. The Equalizer said,

    on April 1st, 2008 at 12:50 pm

    Dear Ate Glo:

    With your very busy schedule ,do you still have time to read blogs?

    Equalizer
    ——————————————————————————————–

    Dear EQ:

    I just read the humorous ones.In particular,I like “Uniffors” because of its very funny photos (does he use “photo shop”?). Si Philippine Onions is funny too.

    I also like Manolo Quezon’s blog particularly the postings of some of the members of Luli’s internet brigade.

    I don’t like the people of Ellensville.They are raving mad about me.

    Si Ricky Carandang ok din.But he doesn’t update his posts.

    Philippine Commentary is too heavy for me.

    Si Schumey is interesting.Does he still have time for racing?

    By the way,I only read the Equalizer when you have posts about Hillary.I hope she wins!(Bill was my classmate!)

    Ate Glo

  9. uniffors said,

    on April 1st, 2008 at 1:39 pm

    Dear EQ,

    Please tell Ate Glo we are grateful for her support.

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